i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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