hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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