Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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