ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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