Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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