it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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