There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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