He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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