I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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