Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We named our party play list daddy issues
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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