I don't think brook has ever known best
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
