everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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