i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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I said "one day" and that day is not today
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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