You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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