i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
My life is pants optional.
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