doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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