After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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