i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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