I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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