i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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