xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
sex in a hospital.. check
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize