he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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