did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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