ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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