he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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