the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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