Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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