They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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