he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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