Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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