What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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