They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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