A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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