champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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