He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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