I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
