She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she looked like the before picture.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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