i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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