I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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