To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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