Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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