I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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