Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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