Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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