LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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