u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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