i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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