i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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