I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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