Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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