That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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