did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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