There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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