Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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