Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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